Santa : Are my table manners good if I eat fried chicken with your fingers?Banta: No, you need to eat your fingers separately.
Ronald, a scientist by profession, was anti-God. He had a chance to meet God and said, "Well, you are not needed any more, we have come up with a way to create humans without you."God smiled and said, "All right, let me see you do it."Ronald bent dow
I love u very much. Please understand me.Don't try to avoid me. At least see me once in a week. yours lovingly,soap and tooth
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive another Economic Stimulus payment.This is indeed a very exciting program, and I will explain it by using a Q & A format:Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment ?A. It is money that the federal go
A well-endowed adolescent girl has severe cold and goes to see a doctor for examination.The doctor who was standing behind the girl, leaned over her shoulder with a stethoscope to his ears and said, "Big breaths".The young girl, hesitated for a momen
The Dalai Lama goes to a vendor selling hamburgers and says, "I want one with everything."The vendor gives him one and says, "Four bucks."The Dalai Lama hands him a $5 bill, and waits for the vendor to give him the change but the vendor seems to be i
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa wife.WIFE-Shoot him!Shoot him!SANTA-Yes Yes.I`m changing d battery of my camera.
How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!