Santa : Are my table manners good if I eat fried chicken with your fingers?Banta: No, you need to eat your fingers separately.
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?That depends on whether it has health insurance.None. They just tell it to take two aspirin and come round to the surgery later.None. They only sign the death certificate and phone the mortuary.Non
Worlds shortest jokes:1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.2) 2 cracks r playing chess.3) Girl Friend pays the bill...
Ronald, a scientist by profession, was anti-God. He had a chance to meet God and said, "Well, you are not needed any more, we have come up with a way to create humans without you."God smiled and said, "All right, let me see you do it."Ronald bent dow
Difference between Husband and gadha.Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,butGadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!
I love u very much. Please understand me.Don't try to avoid me. At least see me once in a week. yours lovingly,soap and tooth
We were leaving an Italian restaurant after dinner, when we passed another couple on our way out. The woman was animatedly describing an imported SUV to her husband : "It was so huge that you could hit a family of four, and you wouldn't even noti
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive another Economic Stimulus payment.This is indeed a very exciting program, and I will explain it by using a Q & A format:Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment ?A. It is money that the federal go